A man in Swissvale, PA, near Pittsburgh, robbed a bank in a very unusual outfit. Dennis Hawkins robbed a bank with a stolen BB gun, while dressed in clown pants, a ladiesâ€™ blonde wig, a sweater, and fake breasts. He then ruined his lovely outfit by opening the bag of money. The bag contained a dye pack, which exploded on Hawkins, covering him and his get-up in red dye. Oops!
The robber clown was found, covered in red dye, and sitting in a womanâ€™s car. Dennis Hawkins was promptly arrested, and is currently in jail on $230,000 bail.
If you are going to pull off an unsuccessful robbery, it is best to do it in an unfortunate outfit. Otherwise people will never hear about it. Whatâ€™s the use of failing to successfully get away with robbing a bank, if you arenâ€™t going to make national news by looking like a goofball while doing it? In his defense, maybe Dennis was taking Ambien, and sleep-walking while dreaming that he was in a Lady Gaga video.