Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have reconciled and all is now right with their world. Or not. Rumor now has it that Rob is making KStew crazy with jealousy by constantly gushing the praises of his new costar, Carey Mulligan.
Unbelievable as it may seem, Kristen Stewart has reportedly been bitten by the green-eyed monster, and she now has a raging case of jealousy. She’s mad as hell that her newly regained Cosmopolis man has signed on to do a movie titled Hold On To Me that co-stars Shia LaBeouf’s cast-off girlfriend, Carey Mulligan. Exactly why Kristen Stewart would be jealous of a mousy, plain-faced, towheaded gamine like Mulligan remains a mystery. Nevertheless, inside sources say she is. And Rob deliberately fuels her envy by incessantly raving about the Drive star.
“Can you believe I’ll be playing Carey Mulligan’s lover?” Rob is said to sometimes blurt for no apparent reason.
Right. Furthermore, the seeds of KStew’s jealousy of Mulligan were originally “generated by Rob’s constant raves about Carey back when she was dating one of his pals.”
According to the insiders, KStew, who was never exactly famous for her cheerful expression or upbeat demeanor, is said to be depressed and threatened by her guy’s new project. But there’s nothing she can do about it. It’s work-related. Of course, the fact that Robert Pattinson seizes every opportunity to rub her nose in his new propinquity to the inexplicably popular Mulligan isn’t helping.
“Why are you pouting?” Rob will ask, after noticing La Stewart looking even more sullen than usual. “You’re not jealous of Carey, are you? Don’t be ridiculous…she’s a married woman! I would never!”
Of course, Rob’s last comment is betrayed boyfriend-speak for “I would never screw around with a married person – like you did with director/loverboy RUPERT SANDERS.”
So, there you have it. Hopefully, this story is bogus. But it’s just ridiculous enough to be true. If it’s true, it kind of sad to know that both members of Robsten seem to have the maturity level of high school sophomores. Oh well, their Twilight fans will still love them anyway.
Relationships. Can’t live with them. Can’t…live with them.
Â© Hope Carson 2012