Sarah Jessica Parker: What’s Up With Those Arms? Rivals Madonna’s Body (PICTURES)

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Sarah Jessica Parker, aka Carrie Bradshaw, is keeping in shape for the upcoming publicity blitz that will be her life as soon as SEX AND THE CITY 2 comes out during Memorial Day Weekend 2010. The mom of two still fairly-tiny twin girls, born of a surrogate, and a young son, James Wilkie, Parker is a busy busy lady. But maybe she should slow down and eat a cupcake every once in a while.

I know–the fashion these days is to be as skinny as possible. Clearly, Parker, one of the original size 0 celebrities (I still don’t get how that happens–if you’re size zero, do you actually exist?), is striving to be the skinniest person on the planet. And she’s tiny, too, so there’s not a lot of space on her to begin with. However, the combination of superskinny and muscular leads to what calls the scariest arms in Hollywood.

Am I jealous? Sure. She’s rich, successful . . . skinny and I’m not! However, I don’t think that the ripple effect does anybody justice, SJP, Madonna, whomever . . . and I think this signals a call to Dunkin’ Donuts! Two dozen cream-filled to be injected into the arms of one international movie star. Then maybe those David Banner jokes will stop soon. “You won’t like me when I’m angry!”

Do you wish you looked like this? What celebrity would you most like to look like? I pick J. Lo. At least you can’t see her corpuscles through her skin!

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