SEVEN PARADOX RESOLUTIONS: WWE prompt January 1, 2014, NEW YEAR’S Resolutions

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© 2014 by David Wainland

WWE prompt January 1, 2014

1. I hereby resolve to never make resolutions.

2. I hereby resolve not to make fun of anybody else’s stupid resolutions

3. I hereby resolve to allow everything I say to be a lie. But then, if this is a lie…

4. I hereby resolve not to let Gather get under my skin  **#^#$@#Xx!!!

5. I hereby resolve not to undertake any writing prompts in 2014. Oops!

6. I hereby resolve to go on a diet.  Part 2: Sadly, so many restaurants so little time.

7. I hereby resolve to NOT go on a diet.  (Refer to part 2 of no 6)


our prompt (can you guess?) is to tell us at least five resolutions you’ve made and will probably break. This is meant to be for fun, so get crazy with the humor.


Criticism is welcome here. It’s a great way for writers to learn what other readers think and how they could improve their work (that includes me). I wish you all a prosperous and happy New Year!

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Crafter, writer, artist, retired and I love a good glass of wine.

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