Spend Your Holidays With Honey Boo Boo

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Just when it seemed it couldn’t get any worse, you can now share the holidays with Honey Boo Boo, June Shannon, and even Chickadee’s two-thumbed baby. Now that’s a gift that keeps on giving–heartburn and headaches, that is.

According to a report from Yahoo News, the spinoff of Toddlers and Tiaras, starring little Alana Thompson, will soon go into production with a trio of holiday specials.

You can now invite Honey Boo Boo the whole hillbilly family into your home for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. What could possibly be better?

June Shannon won’t have to dress up in a Halloween costume. She’ll frighten off any candy-seekers by simply opening her mouth and speaking. Just pray they don’t use the new two-thumbed baby (Chrickadee’s baby girl was born with two thumbs on one hand) as a Halloween prop to scare the ghouls and goblins away.

Can you imagine sitting down and saying a blessing at the Shannon’s Thanksgiving table? The table manners alone will be enough to turn the stomachs of all who partake of that fine holiday show. Maybe it could be used as an appetite suppressant to ward off all those extra holiday pounds.

And then there will be Christmas with the whole Here Comes Honey Boo Boo gang. Daddy Sugar Bear bought little Alana a pet pig last season. What will he get the poor child for Christmas?

Yes, sharing the holidays with the Shannons is definitely something to look forward to. Stay tuned to TLC for the dates these holiday shows are set to air. Take some aspirin or maybe pour a strong drink. And when you decide to call social services, remember the self-proclaimed redneck family is living in Georgia.

Happy holidays!

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