STREAKER UNLEASHED

 

STREAKER UNLEASHED

All Poems Written by Streaker (Dog of Robert) © 2011

All Photos © Robert C Burnham

Streaker says, Proudly Dedicated to…

Angela (we go way back)

Priya (for being sweet and pretty)

John Beck (what an icon baby!)

&

Aunt Randi (“aunt”, ‘nuff said)

  

 

7 Years 

When I found out that

One of my years was

Seven of theirs, I really

Wanted to bite old ‘Two-Legs’

But then I thought, no,

He feeds me regularly

We go places, like;

Into the woods

To the farm, the lake

Buffalo, The Alamo

And Myrtle Beach

So what if he has seven

More years to my one

I know how to keep him

Busy

 

 

Yeah, I Do Eat That 

All things brown and beautiful

All things brown and small

All things brown and edible

The neighbor’s dog made them all 

 

 

I Had a Cat Once 

I had a cat once

He had many issues

‘Two-Legs’ left him in San Antone

I never even groped for tissues

 

But thinking back,

 

The cat was fun, and I know

My bark was so appealing

I would let one out while cat

Was napping

Leaving him upside down

And clinging to the ceiling

 

 

Three Commandments 

From a single voice

I learned some words

And loved three most of all

OUT

I was going to that wonderful place

On the other side of the door

WALK

Ooh, Yes, Two-Legs going with me

I can finally leave the yard

RIDE

My head out the window

My face in the wind

A little over the speed limit

‘Born to be Wild…” 

 

HEAT

My biological clock

Places me in Heat

‘Two-Legs’ tries to ignore it

We’ve been there before

 

Heat!

My mind ponders Huskies

A big strong Husky from the north

With a white fluffy belly

And a big, hmmm, bone

 

Heat!

If my northern knight

Does not arrive

There’s always

Boxers

Collies

Chows

Airedales flying through the windows

German Shepherds in uniform;

Bow-Wow!

 

Heat!

In my dreams

I’ll have nine puppies

Maybe even more

I’ll lie on a blanket

In the shade

Nursing my whole score

 

Heat!

What will happen when

They all grow up

I do not worry about all that

They will all go live with their

Uncle Teddy

Who already has nine dogs

And a cat

And my Aunt Randi will

Really love that

 

Heat!

 

 

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My trade and I parted ways... I am now a Geography Major at UNC. And I am still a Christian Cowboy Werewolf Writer, Poet & Photographer.

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