‘The Jersey Shore’s’ Snooki Says She’s Bisexual

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Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, of The Jersey Shore fame says she is bisexual. However, she admits that there are definite times when she prefers a man. Does she have any idea what she’s actually talking about?

According to a report from Hollywood Life, the little guidette tries to clarify her statement, and she does so rather explicitly, so beware.

Snooki“I would consider myself bi,” she said in a recent interview. “I’ve done stuff with girls before.”

And while this might indicate bisexuality, couldn’t it also point to drunken experimentation, too?

“But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis,” she explained. “But I’ve experimented.”

Is there anything that Snooki can ever do to redeem her rather sordid reputation? Why do you suppose she keeps saying things that make it even worse than it was before? There seems to be a blatant lack of intelligence, a definite lack of morals, and a certain lack of self-control in her little bronzed head.

It seems that Snooki isn’t the only member of The Jersey Shore cast whose sexuality is in question, either. There’s been lots of speculation of where or not Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is possibly gay or bisexual himself. One can only hope that when he confirms one or the other that he does so as eloquently as Snooki did.

Does any of this matter to anyone—aside from the cast members of The Jersey Shore? Can you list one good reason that this little guidette feels the need to broadcast her sexual likes as well as those that only entertain her sometimes?

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