The Kardashian sisters–Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian–are just plain disgusting. Just when you think you’ve heard every vile thing these women have done or might do, they completely floor unsuspecting strangers with yet one more crass reality.
According to a report from Hollywood Life, these girls have no filter and absolutely no shame. They think so much about themselves that their entire perception of what’s important is incredibly off balance. Yes, incredibly.
Case in point: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe’s lady parts. Yup. All women have ‘em. Not all women tend to them in quite the manner that these Kardashians do. It seems someone told one or more of these disturbed women that drinking ample amounts of pineapple juice will make one’s–ahem–‘vajayjay,’ as they so delicately call their female anatomy, smell good.
Now many women–when obtaining such a vital piece of information–would quietly check it out in the privacy of their own home. Most, however would roll their eyes and wonder why such a thing takes center stage anyway, but these are the Kardashians and apparently they are rather obsessed with their parts.
Taking it a step further, however, the Kardashian ladies make their pineapple juice drinking adventure a competition–at least between Kim and Kourtney Kardashian–and where there’s a competition, there must be a judge.
Khloe Kardashian is by some luck of the Irish (yes, they’re Armenian–but it was St. Patrick’s Day yesterday, so this term is better suited to the sordid tale) named judge. She is recruited to (sorry, this is going to get gross here) sniff the said lady parts and decide whose has most benefited from the drinking of the pineapple juice.
Now lest you picture Khloe on her knees sniffing said sister parts like a panting dog–it should be said that each sister was kind enough to towel off and present Khloe with their toweled scent instead. She sniffed. She judged. What the hell is wrong with these people?
Who does this? And why? The Kardashian sisters need intervention–and fast, too. Can someone please find the Keeping Up With the Kardashians girls some sort of 12-step program that will rid them of their obsession with their lady parts? Didn’t Mama Kris Jenner ever teach her girls that proper hygiene will in most cases render ladies with an appropriate scent and that if that doesn’t work perhaps medical attention is required?
What’s your thought on Kim, Kourtney and Kloe Kardashian’s latest ‘competition’ aside from ‘YUCK!’ and ‘Eeeeeewwwww?’
These ladies give the term ‘WTF’ a whole new meaning–don’t you think?
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