(Tiger Woods Apology VIDEO) Tiger Woods During His Press Conference which Displays Little More than a Sad Attempt to Control and Spin His Lies and Affair

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The much anticipated press conference of Tiger Woods was held today at 11am EST. Amongst a few select journalists, Woods without his wife Elin, said:

“There is one issue I really want to discuss. Some people have speculated that Elin somehow hurt or attacked me on Thanksgiving night. It angers me that people would fabricate a story like that. Elin never hit me that night or any other night. There has never been an episode of domestic violence in our marriage. Ever.”

To me, the entire thing was contrived and Woods is a doucebag. He planned it all out and now he’s the victim of a runaway penis addiction. Boo-hoo, I wish I were a man and had tons of money so I could bang beautiful whores who weren’t my wife… but, uh, wait, no I don’t. I have actual respect for my marital vows and love for my Yeti.

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