URGENT PRESS RELEASE: Please Distribute Far & Wide!

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Regrettably, I must announce today my resignation from the PR campaign for Than. After centuries of admirable service, Than is finally seeing the writing on the wall, and is expected to make an announcement conceding to Then in the near future. Than is requesting privacy at this time, and requests that any and all condolence messages containing the phrase, “sorry for your lost” be sent to the Delete Fund. Than would like to thank its loyal users for their unwavering support.

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This changes from one day to the next. Pass.

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