Vandals reportedly broke into the home of the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo family a couple of weeks ago. Although nothing was taken, the break-in was filed as a burglary and resulted in little Alana Thompson (the show’s namesake) having a bodyguard.
According to a report from Celebuzz, the family discovered the break-in after returning from a few days away. June Shannon contacted McIntyre, Georgia authorities to report the incident.
The police report filed as a result of the break-in indicates that a bodyguard was assigned to little Alana by the police department. This is why the little beauty pageant star was spotted returning from school and shopping at Walmart in the company of a bodyguard recently.
What has this family done to the future of little Alana Thomspon? By throwing her in the media eye and knowing full well that viewers make fun of the whole family and their crass, tasteless ways–this child won’t stand a chance once she’s no longer six and (sort of) cute. When you look at her unkempt, overweight mother and her trashy siblings and view their self-proclaimed redneck behavior, it’s plain to see that Alana’s days in the limelight are seriously numbered.
Alas, they’ll be safe ones anyway, since Honey Boo Boo has her bodyguard and June Shannon has a little piece of mind. She’d likely rather have a very large piece of cake and engage in getting a piece of a** from Alana’s daddy Sugar Bear instead, however. Parenting really doesn’t appear to be her forte.
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