(Wednesday Writing Essentials – WWE – Lottery) – My bodyguard

Filed in Gather Writing Essential by on April 5, 2012 0 Comments

Challenge:  What did you do when you won the mega million dollar lottery?

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The first thing I did when I won that lottery was hire a body guard. She was brilliant. She put up yellow tape around our property that said in dark letters, “KEEPOUT – MURDER INVESTIGATION’.

I must admit, I was intimidated by all of the guns and knives she carried and my spirit left my body every time she shot one. I had, however, become disenchanted because I felt as though I was under house arrest.

Not being one to be tied down, I snuck out back, got in my golf cart with plans of quickly fleeing from her. Gull durned batteries were dead. Oh well, I’m stinking rich.

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